The Tampa Bay Lightning Suck

April/15/2019

I tried warning you two days ago, but the Lightning fucking suck. The best team of all time is currently down 3-0 to the Columbus Blue Jackets. A team that was pieced together at the trade deadline, adding Duchene and Dzingel sounded like an all chips in the middle move which is exactly what it was. Now the Blue Jackets seem assured to go to the next round since only four teams have ever some back from a 3-0 deficit.

Luckily Nikita Kucherov and Victor Hedman should be back for game four but even with that on the Lightnings side I do not see this series lasting, the Lightning are one of the best teams of all time this year, but I personally think going down 3-0 in the first round of the playoffs is too much to overcome. This will be the worst first round loss in NHL history. At least all of those great Capitols teams ran into Stanley Cup winning Penguins teams, this Lightning team ran into the Blue Jackets and had nothing for them. How embarrassing, nothing against Jackets fans but you never believed you’d win this series let alone in a sweep or five games.
Proud of you!

What a fucking collapse by this team. But what a fucking move by Steve Yzerman, if they won the cup it was his team if they fuck everything up like they are right now it isn’t his fault. Magic Johnson wishes he had this smooth of an exit.

-Bones

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